Did anyone know that September was National Velociraptor Awareness Month? No? Well, it is and to be prepared for any velociraptor attack, one must know the enemy. Velociraptors should be taken seriously and the threat of home invasion is a matter of great importance. If you feel that there may be velociraptors living near you or even if you may think your neighbors are velociraptors (!), then go here ->[link] to be informed of this growing threat.
Remember, always bring your pets inside and make sure to lock all the doors. Velociraptors are notorious for opening doors and hunting in packs that surround in equilateral triangles. If you've seen one raptor, then there are at least two or more close by. Just because it's almost January doesn't mean they have stopped hunting

And to reemphasize the site: never be more than 20 feet from a tire iron!

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