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Ode To Tennant – A Rage of Two Fans

Dear David Tennant
We think you're really great
You've killed a lot of Daleks
When they yelled EXTERMINATE

You killed them really quickly
You hit them with your laser beam
They screamed out really loud
When they died in all those scenes

Sorry, did we say laser beam?
We meant to say screwdriver
But we haven't watched it in a while
Cuz you went pedophile

You married your own daughter
And we think that's really gross
You should have come and found us
Instead of fighting Adipose

We even like the captain
We think he's really nice
We liked him in that one scene
We looked at his butt twice

We wish you'd take your clothes off
But we don't think that could be
Because you met some bimbo hooker
That you married off BBC

You met with Donna twice
And for that you're really cool
But you were with Martha once
And for that trip, you're a fool

So listen, Tennant, darling
We tell you this in love
Before we fly back to America
Like two dejected doves

We may not be Rose Tyler
Or even Sarah Jane
But no need to ache for either
We're available any day

Thanks for listening, dear Ten
You've made our hears rejoice
But we're still a little irked
About your bride of choice

For you we'll grin and bear it
But please know this dear love
She may have you stuck there on the Earth
But we'll be waiting in the TARDIS up above
the full title is to supposed to be Ode to David Tennant - A Rage By Two Fans as you can see in the beginning. in any case, this i was made up by me and my friend :iconlapushindian: while we were watching Doctor Who.
just to point out, we have no real animosity toward the woman who played Jenny being Tennant's wife, we're just expressing our views a little... metaphorically. please take no offense Who fans or Tennant/Jenny romantisits. we're just pissed off he didn't consult us :anger:

anyhow, yes i realize it doesn't all coincide nor does it have references matching but it's just a bit of fun and if you're going to be all blah about it then go somewhere else.
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LaPushIndian Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Professional Writer
Thank to all the comments everyone!!!!!
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Mauvaiseloup Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011  Student General Artist
This is awesome and hillarious! You guys are great!
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011  Professional Writer
thanks a lot
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musicartlovesmile77 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Hehe very cute :)
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musicartlovesmile77 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Hehe very cute :)
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posidengirl13 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011
omg. laugh ur ass off funny.
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Professional Writer
thanks I'm glad you like it
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chemicalkidd Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011  Professional General Artist
lol ... made me laugh so much!
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011  Professional Writer
glad you liked it
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becklebear Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
Ah! This is EXACTLY what I think! I was a bit saddened (and disgusted) with his young, blonde, skinny bride choice from the BBC. I didn't like her in the ep, and now marriage? eeekk

I saw some behind the scenes stuff, and she seems nice....but she's like....half his age or something?

My friends and i love him, but we refer to him as 'the sleaze' now.....just as we refer to Matt Smith as 'the foot' (his head rather does look like a foot doesn't it?)

But awesome work on this!!
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011  Professional Writer
yeah i wasn't too happy either. my friend just started watching the series and when she found out he married her she was thoroughly disgusted. i'm all for cradle robbing but it's weird if she played your daughter on a TV show. if we'd never met her then i dont' think it would have been such a big thing
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becklebear Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011
Yeah! Exactly.

It's a little sad that they had to meet on the show. His passed girlfriend was Sophia Myles from the 'Girl in the Mirror' episode.
She was young and blonde too.

In fact, if you look at all his passed gfs, they were young and blonde. Seeing a little fetish here aren't we? ahah.

It's sad how the actors don't really meet anyone else, but your DAUGHTER??!?! It's just weird.

And the one thing I find hilarious, is that the kid will be 'timelord' on both sides.
Georgia Moffatt's father ( 5th Doctor ) and David Tennant (10th doctor).

4 hearts?!!? haha.
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011  Professional Writer
six if you count the fact that she is herself time lord. he'll never frickin die!
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becklebear Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011
This is true.

THE CHILD IS IMMORTAL!!
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Vangi Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
This is cool =) My views exactly, especially on the choice of Martha as a companion :hmm:
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011  Professional Writer
she's not my favorite. she's okay some of the time but most of the time she's kind of annoying and really needy
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Vangi Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
I think she's insecure, needy and has always felt second best to Rose... and she goes and marries Rose's ex-boyfriend O.o WTF was she thinking?? Anyway, I quite enjoyed her in Torchwood.
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donna-j Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
what a scream!
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011  Professional Writer
thanks
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GallifreyanGeek Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
It's funny cos it's true!
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011  Professional Writer
yeah...
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LaPushIndian Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011  Professional Writer
HARDY HAR!!!! We are awesome writers to create this masterpiece muahahahaha!!!!
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011  Professional Writer
yush, yush
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ElviraTepes Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
omg this is great!
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011  Professional Writer
thanks. we loved making it
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ElviraTepes Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
it was perfect
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jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011  Professional Writer
thank you. i'm glad you like it
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